Saturday, July 18, 2009

*Insert Witty Title Here*

Apparently, this isn't going to be a daily blog. I knew when I started this that I would be here every day, diligently entertaining the world with my wit. I was going to have 20 readers (I have 2) and 10 followers by the end of the first day (I have 1). I was....Oh hell, I don't even remember what I *was* going to do. Is that normal? I have very selective memory since Sammie was born. I select to not remember anything. Well, select probably isn't the right word...I just don't remember anything.

Speaking of the kid, I swear she has a death wish. She has thrown herself off my lap, tried swallowing a Ritz cracker whole, got into the dog food, pulled a chair over on top of her, and took a header into the coffee table. This is all just today. I wonder why I didn't have the energy to go to the movies?

On another note, it has started raining here today...summer in Alaska is officially over. We had a great run, summer and I. I will miss your clear days, 70-90 degree temps, and sunlight from 3am to 2am. I have a nice deep tan now (by which I mean a slightly less ghostly white skin tone that *could* be called a farmer's tan). The ability to drive to both ends of the road without skidding and cursing the damned cabin fever was not unnoticed. It was nice while it lasted. You will be missed and I will be counting the days until I see you again next June.
I have NO CLUE what I was going to write about. I got distracted by my psyco dog running over the kid and making her scream bloody murder, which resulted in putting her (the dog) outside and listening to her cry until we caved and let her back in. She then proceeded to run around in circles like a crazed, rabid animal and almost ran over the kid again. Fun, fun, fun. Anyway, I have the rest of pint of Ben & Jerry's Phish Food to devour.

P.S. Thanks to Cape Cod Gal and Captain Dumbass for stopping by to say HI!

1 comment:

  1. Sorry you didn't get your gigantic following right away, but it takes time. I slogged it out for a year before I started getting comments, so you're already ahead of the game.

    It's all about commenting when you first start. Have to let people know you're out there.

    Not that I'm saying you're out there or anything.